What if Bahubali happened in Hollywood

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It’s just a ‘What If’ but we just found a perfect cast for or Hollywood’s take of Bahubali ‘Bahubaleros’

Presenting you the one and only Mahenr Bahubaleros… Yeah yeah!! Maheeeeendra Baahubaliiiiiiiii 😉

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Yeah!! Henry Cavill it is..Isn’t he one of the God’s finest creations. Just Imagine him as  ‘Amehr Bahubali’ … our very own Amarendra Bahubali…. Heysaaaaaa😁

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I mean… Come on! Just look at him 😍

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And what is Bahubali without that mighty Bhallaladeva… Let’s say ‘Bhallalaver’ . Jason Momoa aka Khal Drogo aka Aquaman 💪🏻

1498835073176Where is our Deva Deva Devasena? Here she is. Our ‘Devarys’ The Wonder Gal😘 ‘

I couldn’t find a better match honestly. Tell me if you did.

1498835391011How can we ignore the awesomosomo mommy Sivagami…mmm… ‘Sivansi’ Cate Blanchett1498835133448The third leading lady is here. Say hello to ‘Avanthera’ 😛 Daisy

1498835464773The best story teller in the world. Because he wouldn’t miss a single song…

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10 types of articles you definitely find in your feed

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Oh wait! That was just a clickbait. I don’t really have 10 of them or do I? Let’s find out

  1. ‘N type’ articles

I’m not sure who started this trend but you’ll definitely come across one of these articles in milliseconds right after opening Facebook. When people run out of headings, they just count the points in their article and use it as heading.

Examples:

  • 12 types of men you’ll see in offices(I mean c’mon, every creature is different in this corporate circus and you identified just 12?)
  •  19 songs you may want to listen over weekend( Don’t you even dare to listen to 20th one)

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  1. Beauty articles

So, there are roughly some 10 remedies overall which actually work and everyone who writes these beauty articles just rewrites them by adding a couple more ingredients. These articles are kinda subset for ‘N type’ articles.

Examples:

  • 16 tricks that makes…

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The After effects of Arjun Reddy

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Let me start with a confession. ‘I did not like the film ARJUN REDDY.’ Yes, I know this is enraging but there are people who didn’t like Bahubali, Dangal, Lord of the rings and Game of Thrones as well. Maybe you’re one of them too. So, kindly deal with it. I’m not here to review the movie anyway.

Let’s talk about the after effects of the film which are very clear to notice. I will walk you through a personal experience.

So, there is this famous Telugu Celebrity (I apologize to her with all my heart and brain for writing this without her consent. I can understand if this post makes her angry. Sorry Madam.) who was offended with the usage of abusive words in your film and spoke against them. Since I’m not a big TV person, I’m not a fan of hers. I don’t watch her show regularly and I do not know her full name too. All I know is that she’s a woman like me and a mother like any other mother. Initially, I didn’t bother to get into the details of that controversy. But, 2 days back I came across a Facebook post of one of my friends(not anymore) who called out on this woman, defending the necessity of abusive words in the movie. He used that word (you know very well what that word is) a couple of times in the post but that didn’t bother me because I thought maybe he liked the word. Then I get to this part of the post where he abused her saying ‘You don’t even know what is on your body and what do you do when you get on stage?’( Since the post was in Telugu this is what he said: asalu em veskuntavo, stage meeda em chestunnavo kuda telidu neeku..nuvvu cheppedi enti). Well, this triggered me…

Note: Comments in the brackets were mentioned for you to understand what I meant….

I told him ‘Judging a woman based on her clothes is unacceptable. Fashion industry folks are not jobless to make all kinds of innovations without a purpose.(I bet you know that very well). Do not call yourself a man,if you cannot respect a woman.(Oh, the irony is this man is also a part of theatre group which produces plays about women safety and empowerment). Since you are taking inspiration from a character which tries to get a student into his bed in the name of ‘Seminar’ and satisfies himself with ice cubes when nothing works out, you may drop the act of acting in such women empowerment dramas.(I was a alumni of that theatre group and I was concerned he may spoil its name just like a idiom ‘Deyyalu Vedalu Vallinchatam’)  If you like the movie, watch it again. If you like the dialogue so much, teach it to your kids(Come on, he clearly liked the usage of the word and defended it in a very long  post. There is nothing wrong with teaching something to your own kids if you like it and if you believe it’s good. My father likes the ‘Acharyadeva’ dialogue from Dana Veera Sura Karna and he taught me that. That’s your choice to teach or not. I gave a mere friendly suggestion without abusing…I repeat..without abusing) It’s not right commenting (wait, here it is a clear case of abusing) on women’s dressing sense and her family affairs….

Now, do you see any abuses in that? Well, you will see now…

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To those who doesn’t understand Telugu… It translates as below. Here ‘you’ stands for women.
“I know what to teach my kids. I don’t need your help.You should wear clothing according to Indian standards. Just because someone made stylish clothes, you shouldn’t wear them. Now you’re wearing half clothes maybe in future, you go complete naked. If that’s your freedom, I’ll say whatever I want because that’s my freedom of ‘Speech’.”(I translated it little decently but seriously it’s way below vulgarity)

There you go Mr. “Hero”, the arrogant women abusers you sculpted…He actually defended himself with very misused and misunderstood phrase ‘Freedom of Speech’. He strongly judges,abuses random women and declares(as if he wrote it in constitution) what they should wear but he is not ready to take a  advice that he can teach whatever he likes to his kids. Is this called the ‘Freedom of Speech’?

So, can you please check with your dear followers and fans, if they are ok with someone saying same things to their sisters, wives and mothers? Just want to understand the trend you set.

Now, let us talk about rest of the post where he said that ‘ Your husband may stay silent if someone abuses you(which he’s clearly doing right now) but if someone says something to my wife. I will rip them apart (writing the summary in English for better understanding. Got some non-telugu friends)

Ok, how exactly this is gonna work? You protect your wife but you will abuse all other women. That’s it?  I mean clearly that’s what Arjun Reddy showcased. He doesn’t respect any other woman other than his girlfriend. On second thought, I think he doesn’t respect her and her decisions either. Like slapping her, threatening her and telling her that she should be friends with only fat ‘chicks’( I remind you. Every woman is beautiful.Not cool ‘Sir’).

Your movie maybe bold, blah blah blah(don’t remember the words they’re using to praise it) but you clearly created a disease infecting people’s minds. Made the society worse for women to live.

I’ve seen a post of yours in which you proudly said that all the top directors, actors and actresses praised your movie. They may have seen it as a movie and forgot about it after dropping a tweet. Since it’s not going to affect them and their families in any manner. But we cannot afford hiring bodyguards like you all to save us from extreme situations and people. We are hard working women who has to work from dawn to dusk to create a unique and respectful identity for ourselves, to make our parents and spouses proud, to be an inspiration to the generations we are going to raise. We are as much precious to our family as your daughters and sisters are to you. (You may not know the feeling of sister like you mentioned in your post but try to talk to some woman you cherish the most if she’s ready to be abused in the same way.)

Given to the situations of the society, we will never know when we are going to get raped at knife point(sounds familiar??) but we are not ready to give up on our dreams, ‘Shut up’ and shut ourselves in kitchen while people like you(Arjun Reddy) and your disciples try to infest the society further.

YOUR MOVE

 

23 thoughts that had passed in my mind while watching this week’s episode

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Well well what’s gonna happen after that Drogon showdown?

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  1. Thank you heavens! Thank you!….. Jamie is alive and oh yeah it was because of Bronn. The best thing Tyrion has done is getting this guy.
  2. ‘Bend the knee…bend the knee’ this woman is rapping again? Boy!! she is obsessed with knees.
  3. No no… don’t burn Dickon and his dad. Oh god woman! For Sam’s sake… I guess Tyrion is having second thoughts about her. Yeah, me too..
  4. Yeyyy!!! Jon taming Drogon.. having some quality Targaryen time… Just wait until you get on it ya boy…
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  5. Finally the friendzone king is here…. Danny is happy. He’s happy. Now, go for it… tell her… tell her Sam cured you. Make her feel bad for killing his bro and daddy….Oh come on stone man!!
    I’m pretty sure she whispered ‘You still in friendzone bruh! This snow guy is hot AF’…
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  6. Tyrion and Varys cribbing about their employer. I feel ya…
  7. Jon knows about Arya… Just go home and
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    Oh yeah whitewalkers…big stuff..cool
  8. Ok! Jon basically said ‘F you’ and being a badass… Good for you. Give her some piece of your mind.. Yeah woman! You hear that??? no knee bending gonna happen.
  9. Sansa and Arya back with spats… Not very surprised. Not a good example for sister goals anyway.
  10. Tyrion X Jamie reunion time. I’m in tears. Hug you two, Hug 😥
  11. Someone making swords very intensely and Davos is there… That’s Gendry…I feel Gendry… Yes it is…wait..is that Christian Bale? Gendry? No, he’s Batman. Nah! he’s just welding man…. ‘I thought you were still rowing’….. We too… Looks like GOT writers are following memes continuously 😀
  12. Ok…. Gendry on boat again? Fineeee he’s not alone…
  13. Tyrion X Gendry…..quite an introduction eh?
  14. God! Jamie you deliver every news… you loyal F**k….. Ok Cersei, Do you’ve some incredible plan in that mind of yours? Or are you just stupid?
  15. More reunions…. Tyrion X Jorah….. No hugs….okey dokies…
  16. Jon be like ‘Good bye or something’…. He’s definitely playing hard to get… Deal with it Danny… Don’t piss your nephew off…
  17. Did Gilly just clear all our doubts? Rhaegar got his previous marriage annulled and married someone else? Who else? It’s Lyanna…
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    Jonny boy… throne is yours…(whispers)take it….take it…
    God!! Now I wish I had a birth secret.. 😦
  18. Sammy is leaving after stealing books… Good for you or Jon or Danny or rest of the living things in show. Seriously what’s the deal with that chandelier kinda thing… CCTV?
  19. Arghhh! This little finger should go…I hate him and his scenes. Can we please kill him already? I wouldn’t mind getting Joffery and Ramsay back. Every time he appears I’ll be like
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  20. It seems like Arya was possessed by Ned’s spirit which is still stupid to fall for Little finger’s traps.
  21. Jon back at wall… Tormund asking for his crush… cuteee…
  22. Yeyy!! Hound is here…Everybody talking about random stuff and Jon be like ‘This shit is so fucked up..’
  23. The seven is out to get some shit done and they just dropped this awesome poster..
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What if Bahubali happened in Hollywood

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It’s just a ‘What If’ but we just found a perfect cast for or Hollywood’s take of Bahubali ‘Bahubaleros’

Presenting you the one and only Mahenr Bahubaleros… Yeah yeah!! Maheeeeendra Baahubaliiiiiiiii 😉

1498837143243

Yeah!! Henry Cavill it is..Isn’t he one of the God’s finest creations. Just Imagine him as  ‘Amehr Bahubali’ … our very own Amarendra Bahubali…. Heysaaaaaa😁

 

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I mean… Come on! Just look at him 😍

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And what is Bahubali without that mighty Bhallaladeva… Let’s say ‘Bhallalaver’ . Jason Momoa aka Khal Drogo aka Aquaman 💪🏻

1498835073176Where is our Deva Deva Devasena? Here she is. Our ‘Devarys’ The Wonder Gal😘 ‘

I couldn’t find a better match honestly. Tell me if you did.

1498835391011How can we ignore the awesomosomo mommy Sivagami…mmm… ‘Sivansi’ Cate Blanchett1498835133448The third leading lady is here. Say hello to ‘Avanthera’ 😛 Daisy

1498835464773The best story teller in the world. Because he wouldn’t miss a single song lyric too and the one who made our nerves wreck for a year thinking why he killed Bahubali. Kattappa… ‘Kattappen’ 😅 Patrick Stewart

1498835496436Not everybody’s favourite but come on…It’s breaker of the walls… Bijjaladeva ‘Bijjalaver’ Kurt Russell ….After watching GOG2.. yeah! Why not? He’s perfect to be Bijju

1498835422742And who will produce this Magnum Opus?

Don’t worry. They got our back 😁

1498839929674It might be too much for us to handle. See you at Imagination Land 😉

10 types of articles you definitely find in your feed

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Oh wait! That was just a clickbait. I don’t really have 10 of them or do I? Let’s find out

  1. ‘N type’ articles

I’m not sure who started this trend but you’ll definitely come across one of these articles in milliseconds right after opening Facebook. When people run out of headings, they just count the points in their article and use it as heading.

Examples:

  • 12 types of men you’ll see in offices(I mean c’mon, every creature is different in this corporate circus and you identified just 12?)
  •  19 songs you may want to listen over weekend( Don’t you even dare to listen to 20th one)

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  1. Beauty articles

So, there are roughly some 10 remedies overall which actually work and everyone who writes these beauty articles just rewrites them by adding a couple more ingredients. These articles are kinda subset for ‘N type’ articles.

Examples:

  • 16 tricks that makes your skin glow(12 of them contains honey with random shit)
  •  21 drinks that makes you look younger( 19 of them is water)
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  1. Health articles:

These articles are really interesting. I click on every one of them for myself or to just BS in front of my friends. Let’s analyze these with an example

‘5 techniques that helps you lose weight without doing anything’. This is the heading and the 5 techniques will be like

  1. Avoid Carbs
  2. Drink green tea 4-5 times a day
  3. Avoid sweets and other sugars
  4. Eat only boiled vegetables and eat on time
  5. Do 60-70 mins workout per day

Wowww!!!! Why don’t you add a sixth and ask for my first born child?

I mean, Come on!!! That’s not doing nothing, that’s doing everything.

Again this is subset of ‘N type’.

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  1. Gossip articles:

These articles are really something. They’ll come with additional tag like ‘Fourth one is outrageous’. Sometimes I wonder are these actually true or the writer just being a fan fiction writer. These articles get more views than any other.

These articles are not subset of ‘N type’ all the time but they intersect in the venn diagram sometimes.

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  1. Food recipes:

If you live for food like me, you’ll definitely like these. It’s interesting to read them but some of them really confuse us and question our standard of living. For example, let’s see this one

’13 easy breakfasts you can prepare when you’re in hurry’

Wow! That’s nice. I can try these. Let me check the recipes.

  1. Soak the oats overnight. Boil the avocados for 20 mins and blend them into paste. Now toast your bread and spread the avocado paste over it. Not done yet. Now shred some cheese over it and microwave for 5 mins. Now add that ice cream you made last night(If you dint make the icecream last night, make it now) Freeze the breakfast for 20 mins and add some chocolate syrup over it. That’s it. Oh yeah! Soaked oats. Throw it away or something.

Thanks Man! I kinda gotta office to attend. By the way how is this an easy-to-make breakfast again? They sell damn idli dosa batters readymade and we don’t have bloody time to make them.

Hey!!Hey!! wait Maybe the other article will be useful. It says ’19 healthy smoothies you can make instantly’

Cool. Let’s check them

  1. Raspberry, strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, apple iphone 6S(with charger and earphones).Blend them all in the blender and add some yogurt or ice cream and don’t forget to add blood of your enemies.

Thanks Mate! If I’ve enough money to buy all those berries, I’ll be living like a celebrity(Almost All berries are expensive in India)

So again, most of the time these articles are subset of ‘N type’

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  1. You won’t believe articles:

I really like these guys. They are honest and warning us beforehand that we won’t believe. I’m not sure what they actually mention inside because I never read them. Look,  they frankly stated that I won’t believe and I don’t really go near things I don’t believe. You know, trust is kinda everything for me. What can I say?

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You can fill this section if you got any leads.

  1. Do you know articles:

It is so cute that they always try to test our general knowledge. They make us feel important for a while like how our grandfather feel when we tell him ‘Grandpa! Do you know that Grandma gave birth to daddy?’

It’s not bad, they’ve too much enthu in life. Pretty impressive.

Taking as example, I’ve gone through a certain article named ‘You won’t believe that Ms. A acted in these movies. #4 is a movie that nobody knows.’

First of all! Great job writing article from your nest which is under the rock.

Second of all! Somebody might be knowing about that movie. Maybe Actors in it or atleast the director.(BTW! That #4 was my favorite movie when I was a kid).

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  1. Fake articles:

These articles became really famous in past few years. Sometimes they scare the shit out of you with fake election results and movie news. If you’re used to it, it’s fun to read them and you’ll differentiate them from the original ones. But God save those cute little ‘new to social media’ souls who are trying to get the money out of ATM using PAN card.

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  1. Told ya I don’t have 10
  2. Come on Guys, Believe me! I don’t have 10

How the two epics Lion King and Bahubali are related

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How the two epics Lion King and Bahubali are related

1.First of all let’s start with the mighty king ‘Mufasa’ vs ‘Amarendra Bahubali’

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2.The Villain brother ‘Scar’ and ‘Bhallala deva’. FYI Rana got a scar across his face too. God knows why. Wait. I don’t think even God knows, SSR knows 😛

3.The baby prince introduction. You gotta be lifted to sky if you are a epic movie hero 😛

‘Baby Simba’ vs ‘Baby Bahubali’

  1. The mother who lives as Villain’s prisoner and being tortured

“Sarabi” vs ‘DevaSena’

  1. And the young couple who start with a fight and end up falling in love.

‘Simba-Nala’ vs ‘Sivudu-Avanthika’. And heroine is the reason he returns to the kingdom.

 

6.The Timon and Pumba who takes care of the Hero.

It’s a funny thought and we were excited while finding these similarities yet with lot of difference. After all nothing can replace these two Masterpieces.(Hoping Bahubali-2 replaces the first part though:P)

If you find more similarities, let me know in comments.

Cheers,

S.